Brass Band Players Pillows

Tuba Player Stores a Barrel of Beer

Orchestra.

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

French horn.

"I wanted a partner... I got a co-host."

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

Man blows horn and bubbles come out.

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

Musical Fight

A tuba and love hearts

The Salivation army.

'Music hath charms,' &c.

Musician

Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...

Man playing large saxophone in shape of the word 'jazz'.

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

Arturo Sandoval

Some people like coming home to a dog. Carly preferred an 8 piece funk brass band.

"I once loved a parade."

Man playing huge complicated brass instrument.

'I told you not to clean it with soap and water.'

"This ref really loves his brass band."

Supply was out of harps.

'Ortiz, your timing is off...'

"You're sucking when you should be blowing!"

Concerto for Two Horns

A Heavy Metal Musician.

A cocktail in a tuba

Tone Deaf and Can't Read Music - Please Give.

MAH MOO MAH MAH MOO MOO MOO MOO MAH MOOMAH MOO MAH MAH MOOMAH MOO MOO!

Sousaphone Player

'I hope it's important, he hates being interrupted during his trombone practice.'