Brass Player Pillows

'I hope it's important, he hates being interrupted during his trombone practice.'

Tuba player.

Trombone player.

Musician playing very long brass instrument.

"I didn't like the direction the band was going, so I decided to strike out on my own."

"I seriously hope no one messed with my trombone while I was out."

Anteater playing the trumpet

Warped up in giant horn.

"My next tune is called 'A Delicate Shade Of Blue'."

"Sorry, we're out of harps."

Musician

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

French horn.

"I wanted a partner... I got a co-host."

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

"This should be cozy. Just let me know if you need an extra sousaphone."

Mice playing double bass

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

Man blows horn and bubbles come out.

'Music hath charms,' &c.

Musician

'He lost his whistle,'

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

A tuba and love hearts

The Salivation army.

Musical Fight

Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...

Over Zealous French Horn Player

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

Man playing large saxophone in shape of the word 'jazz'.

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

Double bass skating

Arturo Sandoval

"I once loved a parade."