Brass Players Pillows

'That one must be the dominant male'

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

French horn.

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

"I wanted a partner... I got a co-host."

"This should be cozy. Just let me know if you need an extra sousaphone."

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

Man blows horn and bubbles come out.

'He lost his whistle,'

'Music hath charms,' &c.

The Salivation army.

A tuba and love hearts

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

Musician

Musical Fight

Over Zealous French Horn Player

Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...

Man playing large saxophone in shape of the word 'jazz'.

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

Arturo Sandoval

Tuba Player Stores a Barrel of Beer

Brass Band

Some people like coming home to a dog. Carly preferred an 8 piece funk brass band.

"I once loved a parade."

Man playing huge complicated brass instrument.

'I told you not to clean it with soap and water.'

Tuba

"This ref really loves his brass band."

'Are you going to stay up all night making YouTuba videos?'

Supply was out of harps.

A Heavy Metal Musician.

MAH MOO MAH MAH MOO MOO MOO MOO MAH MOOMAH MOO MAH MAH MOOMAH MOO MOO!