Brass Player Gifts

'I hope it's important, he hates being interrupted during his trombone practice.'

Tuba player.

Trombone player.

Musician playing very long brass instrument.

"I didn't like the direction the band was going, so I decided to strike out on my own."

"I seriously hope no one messed with my trombone while I was out."

Anteater playing the trumpet

Warped up in giant horn.

"Sorry, we're out of harps."

Musician

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

French horn.

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

"I wanted a partner... I got a co-host."

"This should be cozy. Just let me know if you need an extra sousaphone."

Mice playing double bass

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

Man blows horn and bubbles come out.

'He lost his whistle,'

The Salivation army.

Musical Fight

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

A tuba and love hearts

Musician

'Music hath charms,' &c.

Over Zealous French Horn Player

Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

Man playing large saxophone in shape of the word 'jazz'.

Tuba Player Stores a Barrel of Beer

Some people like coming home to a dog. Carly preferred an 8 piece funk brass band.

Arturo Sandoval

Brass Band