Brass Music Pillows

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

qui-i-i-i-i-i-i-i... ...NOA-A-A-A!!!

"Sorry, we're out of harps."

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

French horn.

"I wanted a partner... I got a co-host."

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

Man blows horn and bubbles come out.

A tuba and love hearts

'He lost his whistle,'

The Salivation army.

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

'Music hath charms,' &c.

Musician

Musical Fight

Over Zealous French Horn Player

Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

Man playing large saxophone in shape of the word 'jazz'.

Tuba Player Stores a Barrel of Beer

Arturo Sandoval

Some people like coming home to a dog. Carly preferred an 8 piece funk brass band.

"I once loved a parade."

Man playing huge complicated brass instrument.

'I told you not to clean it with soap and water.'

Tuba

"This ref really loves his brass band."

MAH MOO MAH MAH MOO MOO MOO MOO MAH MOOMAH MOO MAH MAH MOOMAH MOO MOO!

Tone Deaf and Can't Read Music - Please Give.

"You're sucking when you should be blowing!"

A Heavy Metal Musician.

'Ortiz, your timing is off...'

Supply was out of harps.