Brass Music Pillows

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

qui-i-i-i-i-i-i-i... ...NOA-A-A-A!!!

"Sorry, we're out of harps."

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

French horn.

"I wanted a partner... I got a co-host."

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

Man blows horn and bubbles come out.

The Salivation army.

A tuba and love hearts

'He lost his whistle,'

Musical Fight

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

Musician

'Music hath charms,' &c.

Over Zealous French Horn Player

Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

Man playing large saxophone in shape of the word 'jazz'.

"I once loved a parade."

Arturo Sandoval

Some people like coming home to a dog. Carly preferred an 8 piece funk brass band.

Tuba Player Stores a Barrel of Beer

Man playing huge complicated brass instrument.

'I told you not to clean it with soap and water.'

Tuba

"This ref really loves his brass band."

A cocktail in a tuba

"You're sucking when you should be blowing!"

A Heavy Metal Musician.

Supply was out of harps.

Concerto for Two Horns

MAH MOO MAH MAH MOO MOO MOO MOO MAH MOOMAH MOO MAH MAH MOOMAH MOO MOO!