Brass Pillows

That's funny, I always thought they were trumpeters. (Published originally on April 29, 2011.)

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

French horn.

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

"I wanted a partner... I got a co-host."

"This should be cozy. Just let me know if you need an extra sousaphone."

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

Man blows horn and bubbles come out.

A tuba and love hearts

Musical Fight

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

'He lost his whistle,'

The Salivation army.

'Music hath charms,' &c.

Musician

Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...

Over Zealous French Horn Player

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

Man playing large saxophone in shape of the word 'jazz'.

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

Arturo Sandoval

Brass Band

Tuba Player Stores a Barrel of Beer

"This is a blind audition, right?"

Some people like coming home to a dog. Carly preferred an 8 piece funk brass band.

Man playing huge complicated brass instrument.

'I told you not to clean it with soap and water.'

Tuba

'Are you going to stay up all night making YouTuba videos?'

"This ref really loves his brass band."

Supply was out of harps.

"You're sucking when you should be blowing!"

Tone Deaf and Can't Read Music - Please Give.