Brass Boss Pillows

'Ortiz, your timing is off...'

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

French horn.

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

"I wanted a partner... I got a co-host."

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

"This should be cozy. Just let me know if you need an extra sousaphone."

A tuba and love hearts

'Music hath charms,' &c.

'He lost his whistle,'

The Salivation army.

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

Over Zealous French Horn Player

Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

Man playing large saxophone in shape of the word 'jazz'.

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

Arturo Sandoval

Heavy Workload

Tuba Player Stores a Barrel of Beer

"This is a blind audition, right?"

Brass Band

Man playing huge complicated brass instrument.

'I told you not to clean it with soap and water.'

Double Bass.

Tuba

"Our band is called 'Paper'. We'll be covering some rock for you this evening."

'Are you going to stay up all night making YouTuba videos?'

"This ref really loves his brass band."

"You're sucking when you should be blowing!"

Tone Deaf and Can't Read Music - Please Give.

'Are you sure this is only the 100kg?'

Trumpet

Supply was out of harps.