Brass Boss Pillows

'Ortiz, your timing is off...'

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

French horn.

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

"I wanted a partner... I got a co-host."

"This should be cozy. Just let me know if you need an extra sousaphone."

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

The Salivation army.

'He lost his whistle,'

'Music hath charms,' &c.

A tuba and love hearts

Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...

Over Zealous French Horn Player

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

Man playing large saxophone in shape of the word 'jazz'.

Tuba Player Stores a Barrel of Beer

"This is a blind audition, right?"

Heavy Workload

Brass Band

Arturo Sandoval

Man playing huge complicated brass instrument.

Double Bass.

'I told you not to clean it with soap and water.'

"Our band is called 'Paper'. We'll be covering some rock for you this evening."

Tuba

"This ref really loves his brass band."

'Are you going to stay up all night making YouTuba videos?'

A Heavy Metal Musician.

"You're sucking when you should be blowing!"

Tone Deaf and Can't Read Music - Please Give.

Trumpet

'Oh hell, there's a jam ahead!'