Brass Mugs

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

French horn.

"I wanted a partner... I got a co-host."

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

"This should be cozy. Just let me know if you need an extra sousaphone."

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

Man blows horn and bubbles come out.

The Salivation army.

'He lost his whistle,'

'Music hath charms,' &c.

A tuba and love hearts

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

Musical Fight

Musician

Over Zealous French Horn Player

Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

Man playing large saxophone in shape of the word 'jazz'.

Some people like coming home to a dog. Carly preferred an 8 piece funk brass band.

Arturo Sandoval

"This is a blind audition, right?"

Tuba Player Stores a Barrel of Beer

Brass Band

Man playing huge complicated brass instrument.

'I told you not to clean it with soap and water.'

Tuba

'Are you going to stay up all night making YouTuba videos?'

"This ref really loves his brass band."

Tone Deaf and Can't Read Music - Please Give.

Supply was out of harps.

"You're sucking when you should be blowing!"

'Oh hell, there's a jam ahead!'