Cover Band Lover Pillows

Oldies Band.

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Let's get organized

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"By labeling it, I control it."

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

"And now, with apologies to Cole Porter."

It bag and no knickers!

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

"...This is the only way I can get though college!"

'Well, one of us in wrong.'

'We've got 'Jumpin' Jake' Stevens on drums, 'Slick' Chuck on bass and 'Wasted Pete' Walthons on the trumpet.'

Graceland

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

Old MacDonald had a startup.

'Ruddy european labelling legislation'

Chiantis In Translation

"The first bottle sounds perfect...but the other bottle has such a pretty label!"

'You have a wonderfully tidy mind, Diane!'

Generic Products

"You know what they say, spend for the job that you want."

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.

"In case anyone walks by and sees the bottle you ordered, we offer a sticker saying your first bottle was rated 98."

'Mah botty too pooty-lishious for you baby.'