Indie Lover Pillows

"I'm thinking of stopping a podcast."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Patient looks at doctor's head: 'Hang on, if you're a real doctor how come that thing says 'Arctic Monkeys' on it?'

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

Just fifty miles north of Easter Island...

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

Duplass Brothers

"You're going out there an annoying, mannered girl, but you're going to come back an indie queen."

Tenafly International Film Festival

'Watch yourself.'

Self Published

"Joel Daniels: Live from behind the CVS"

"Just remember, when he says 'indie' he means Indianapolis."

"I invented 'shopping' and I haven't seen my wife since."

"I'm done fixing your wheel, but these were left over when I got it put back together."

Sandwich Shop Sandiwched Between Skyscrapers

"That' was great - let's run though that again."

John Peel

Knowing your audience

"It's a niche movie. Then there's a car chase, and – bam – mass market."

"Tiffany tells me you were at Sundance."

Goldilocks at Sundance.