Independence Lover Pillows

'This is the kinda day I'm glad I'm not in business for myself.'

Voltaire

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

The Cost of Censoring Free Speech.

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

The Price of Freedom

"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."

The Best Defense

Signing the declaration of independence.

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

Lucky Stars.

Bureau of Disappearing Civil Liberties.

The Idea of America.

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

"Those are insightful and legitimate questions about our country, Tommy, and if times were different, your mom and I probably wouldn't have to report you to the government for asking them!"

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

Woman has spread her wings as butterfly

Diner is served

Ethanol and foreign oil.

The Hug

Statue of Liberty

Having installed a hydraulically operated wall in their 25-year-old's bedroom...

Critcism

Altar Ego

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

"We would waive visa suspension if you agree to pre-emptive waterboarding.

"You don't want to know."

Black cloud over Statue of Liberty