Independent Living Lover Pillows

'Watch yourself.'

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

Your Home Remodel Team

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

Music

'Please excuse the mess. The interior decorators are in.'

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

Moe's Fix-It Shop - No Heroic Measures

'Honestly, madam, every home should have one.'

Now if you're looking for a handy fixer-upper

Painting and decorating

Teacher giving marks out of ten to builder repairing wall in school.

Lady has a coffee break.

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

Self-Assembly Bookcase

"I'm done fixing your wheel, but these were left over when I got it put back together."

"Now it's high definition!"

Godfrey Hunting for Lodgings

Workman lifting plasterboard.

'I'm presuming by the amount of rent you're asking for, it includes a full-time butler, maid and gardening staff!'

'Of course, like everything for kids, some assembly is required.'

"I only drink Arts and Crafts beer."

'I believe honesty is the best policy.'

"Don't worry. Think of it as putting together that Swedish furniture...there's always pieces left over."

"Our dream is to live long enough to see the end of our renovation."