Isolation Lover Pillows

'I know living on an abandoned nuclear test site has its advantages - no bugs, no snakes, no univited guests but did it ever occur to you that there's nothing else here either?'

Excess Baggage: Experienced travelers opt for vacation spots where they're not bothered by timeshare sale pitches.

"I've got sand everywhere!"

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Crowded Ice Fishing

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

Fall on a desert island

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

The US Abandons the World

"I'm fine going all zoom."

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

'Watch yourself.'

Man on park bench: I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.

Big Birthday Boy Breakfast.

"There's only me, but if you can wait till Thursday week, there's a bloke in the mail truck!"

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Desert-Island Joke 2020: "Believe us, you're better off there."

"Beware of dog"

Mind Island

Poet beside a (literally) babbling brook.

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

"Cartonsit as a general rule, already work alone, usually at home."

Musings of a Marooned Mountain Man

'That's the point - We're SUPPOSED to be out of the loop!'

Your library book is overdue.

Life in Lockdown: Working from Home (The Video Zoom Call)

Where's Mom?

'Will you be dining alone tonight, Sir?'

Bring Out Your Dead. . . Stay In Your Bed.

"Boring being all cooped up isn't it. Let's see how you bloody like it!"

"You're such good company, impulsively purchased jumpsuit from last spring!"