Isolation Humor Lover Pillows

A businessman trapped on a desert

Desert Island Messages

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

Diogenes: I'm Self-Isolating

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

IT security.

Join the protest march, I'm lonely.

'I'm sorry, Frank, but I think I need some space.'

"Would you like me to leave room for us to get back together?"

Shelf-Isolation

“It’s 2025 Roger, I didn’t think I’d still be seeing the lockdown beard..”

Self-Isolatteion

COVID-19 dime

Counsellor for man on desert island

"You're such good company, impulsively purchased jumpsuit from last spring!"

'Kick it to me! Kick it to me!'

"Failure is not an option (it comes bundled with the software)"

Prison Escape

Cyber-Cise: 'Let's start with 3 sets of 8 reps of uploading, rest and repeat for downloading.'

'She's our first born. We haven't picked a name, but it will be case sensitive with at least one numeral.'

'Dear diary, went to the beach again today.'

Excess Baggage: Experienced travelers opt for vacation spots where they're not bothered by timeshare sale pitches.

'Last Chance for a Nice Chat'

Making new friends in the age of self-isolation

Corona isolation

I'm Self-Isolating

DHSC: Stay In/Don't Go Out

Fighting coronavirus

Cats Zoom

Open Restaurant

Stranded - stones spell out SOB.

"Gnome man is an island!"

"We'll be found soon I didn't pay the television licence"

"A dog? You put me on a deserted island with a dog?"

'...and why shouldn't she be sleeping with your next door neighbour - she's my wife!'