Isolation Humor Fan Pillows

Desert Island Disco.

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

Join the protest march, I'm lonely.

'I'm sorry, Frank, but I think I need some space.'

Shelf-Isolation

Self-Isolatteion

"He's socially awkward but brilliant in his field."

Counsellor for man on desert island

'Kick it to me! Kick it to me!'

"You're such good company, impulsively purchased jumpsuit from last spring!"

Prison Escape

People at work on social networks fail to communicate socially with each other.

How come nothing good ever happens to me? Like what? Like getting taken by a foreign government then rescued. I want to get a book contract, to be part of the news cycle, to have him talk about me. Whom? Speak my name, Anderson Cooper! The great one.

"Boring being all cooped up isn't it. Let's see how you bloody like it!"

'Last Chance for a Nice Chat'

Desert Island Messages

'Dear diary, went to the beach again today.'

People go out of their way to hurt me phobia: 'Believe me, Carpenter, when I fired you I didn't have the faintest idea it was your birthday.'

A plant makes chaulk tallies on an office wall

Corona isolation

"Before we begin, would you like a prozac?"

"We'll be found soon I didn't pay the television licence"

DHSC: Stay In/Don't Go Out

Want to go see "Ant-Man," little buddy? NO WAY!!! My whole life, I've had this recurring nightmare where I shrink and shrink and shrink

"A dog? You put me on a deserted island with a dog?"

"Gnome man is an island!"

I'm Self-Isolating

Stranded - stones spell out SOB.

Fighting coronavirus

"Quarantining together is getting worse."

"Dang - I can't go when someone's watching."

Man trapped on an island surrounded by cars