Isolation Humor Enthusiast Pillows

"You're such good company, impulsively purchased jumpsuit from last spring!"

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

"I'm fine going all zoom."

Join the protest march, I'm lonely.

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

"There's only me, but if you can wait till Thursday week, there's a bloke in the mail truck!"

Desert-Island Joke 2020: "Believe us, you're better off there."

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

"Beware of dog"

'I'm sorry, Frank, but I think I need some space.'

Mind Island

"Cartonsit as a general rule, already work alone, usually at home."

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

Shelf-Isolation

Musings of a Marooned Mountain Man

Self-Isolatteion

Your library book is overdue.

Counsellor for man on desert island

Desert Island Zoom Support Group.

Prison Escape

'Kick it to me! Kick it to me!'

Bring Out Your Dead. . . Stay In Your Bed.

Desert Isle CCTV

"Have you been tested?"

"There's no privacy anymore."

"What makes you think you have cabin fever?"

Coronavirus

"So help me, Henderson, if you sing 'Row Row Row Your Boat' one more time..."

'Last Chance for a Nice Chat'

Desert island palm leaning against Easter island head

Goalkeeper on a desert island.

Isolating Castaways