Isolation Humor Pillows

"A dog? You put me on a deserted island with a dog?"

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

"We'll less than two metres again, don't know where, don't know when..."

Ed is upset because he didn't get the promotion he had promised himself.

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

Join the protest march, I'm lonely.

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

'I'm sorry, Frank, but I think I need some space.'

Shelf-Isolation

Self-Isolatteion

Counsellor for man on desert island

'Kick it to me! Kick it to me!'

"You're such good company, impulsively purchased jumpsuit from last spring!"

Prison Escape

"Boring being all cooped up isn't it. Let's see how you bloody like it!"

'Dear diary, went to the beach again today.'

Desert Island Messages

'Last Chance for a Nice Chat'

Corona isolation

A plant makes chaulk tallies on an office wall

"Quarantining together is getting worse."

Fighting coronavirus

"Gnome man is an island!"

I'm Self-Isolating

Isolation playlist

"We'll be found soon I didn't pay the television licence"

DHSC: Stay In/Don't Go Out

Stranded - stones spell out SOB.

Man trapped on an island surrounded by cars

A businessman trapped on a desert

When everyone needs to self-isolate.

"I can't remember the last time I had a face-to-face conversation with a real live human being. . ."

Desert Island Disco.

"So that must be the guy from Tech Support."

". . . No, sorry. . . I'm self-isolating!"