Isolation Humor Pillows

"A dog? You put me on a deserted island with a dog?"

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

Ed is upset because he didn't get the promotion he had promised himself.

"We'll less than two metres again, don't know where, don't know when..."

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

Join the protest march, I'm lonely.

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

'I'm sorry, Frank, but I think I need some space.'

Shelf-Isolation

Self-Isolatteion

Counsellor for man on desert island

'Kick it to me! Kick it to me!'

"You're such good company, impulsively purchased jumpsuit from last spring!"

Prison Escape

"Boring being all cooped up isn't it. Let's see how you bloody like it!"

'Last Chance for a Nice Chat'

Desert Island Messages

'Dear diary, went to the beach again today.'

Corona isolation

A plant makes chaulk tallies on an office wall

Fighting coronavirus

Isolation playlist

"Gnome man is an island!"

DHSC: Stay In/Don't Go Out

I'm Self-Isolating

Stranded - stones spell out SOB.

"We'll be found soon I didn't pay the television licence"

"Quarantining together is getting worse."

A businessman trapped on a desert

Man trapped on an island surrounded by cars

When everyone needs to self-isolate.

"I can't remember the last time I had a face-to-face conversation with a real live human being. . ."

"So that must be the guy from Tech Support."

Desert Island Disco.

"Your COVID test came back negative - but you've tested positive for cabin fever."