Island Isolation Humor Pillows

"We'll be found soon I didn't pay the television licence"

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

"If you hurry, you can make the matinée."

Join the protest march, I'm lonely.

Shelf-Isolation

Self-Isolatteion

'We told you if you submitted one more desert island cartoon...'

'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!

Counsellor for man on desert island

"Fiji wants to protect democracy by not holding elections..."

Post global warming desert island cartoons.

'Help.'

'Kick it to me! Kick it to me!'

"You're such good company, impulsively purchased jumpsuit from last spring!"

Prison Escape

"And you're sure we don't need planning permission?"

'Last Chance for a Nice Chat'

Desert Island Messages

Warning - may contain nuts.

Corona isolation

'I say! Fancy a date, old thing?'

DHSC: Stay In/Don't Go Out

I'm Self-Isolating

"This isn't my order either!"

"A dog? You put me on a deserted island with a dog?"

Personal Space

"Gnome man is an island!"

Fighting coronavirus

Stranded - stones spell out SOB.

Desert Island Cycle Path

A businessman trapped on a desert

Man trapped on an island surrounded by cars

"I can't remember the last time I had a face-to-face conversation with a real live human being. . ."

"Great news! The bank has increased my line of credit."

'Sally, there's someone else.'