Island Isolationists Pillows

'No. No. No. No, I'm happy with my current tariff, thanks.'

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

"I'm fine going all zoom."

The US Abandons the World

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

"Beware of dog"

"There's only me, but if you can wait till Thursday week, there's a bloke in the mail truck!"

Desert-Island Joke 2020: "Believe us, you're better off there."

"I'm sure they said fourteen days quarantine."

"Uh-oh, Justin Legoed himself into his room again."

Mind Island

Musings of a Marooned Mountain Man

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

"Cartonsit as a general rule, already work alone, usually at home."

Your library book is overdue.

"Why take chances? I say, I'm self-isolating, and will be drinking from home for a couple of weeks."

Coast to coast.

Prison Escape

"Boring being all cooped up isn't it. Let's see how you bloody like it!"

Bring Out Your Dead. . . Stay In Your Bed.

'I told you that nobody would show up.'

'Starbucks! Starbucks!...'

Desert Isle CCTV

"Have you been tested?"

"There's no privacy anymore."

'Nobody understands my job title.'

"What makes you think you have cabin fever?"

"So help me, Henderson, if you sing 'Row Row Row Your Boat' one more time..."

"Not more 'me time'?"

"I recommend self-isolation."

Goalkeeper on a desert island.