Island Isolationists Prints

'No. No. No. No, I'm happy with my current tariff, thanks.'

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

The US Abandons the World

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

"I'm fine going all zoom."

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

"I'm sure they said fourteen days quarantine."

Desert-Island Joke 2020: "Believe us, you're better off there."

"Beware of dog"

"There's only me, but if you can wait till Thursday week, there's a bloke in the mail truck!"

"Uh-oh, Justin Legoed himself into his room again."

Mind Island

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

"Cartonsit as a general rule, already work alone, usually at home."

Musings of a Marooned Mountain Man

Your library book is overdue.

"Why take chances? I say, I'm self-isolating, and will be drinking from home for a couple of weeks."

Coast to coast.

Prison Escape

"Boring being all cooped up isn't it. Let's see how you bloody like it!"

Desert Island Zoom Support Group.

'I told you that nobody would show up.'

Bring Out Your Dead. . . Stay In Your Bed.

'Starbucks! Starbucks!...'

Desert Isle CCTV

"Have you been tested?"

'Nobody understands my job title.'

"There's no privacy anymore."

"What makes you think you have cabin fever?"

Coronavirus

"So help me, Henderson, if you sing 'Row Row Row Your Boat' one more time..."

Goalkeeper on a desert island.