Nature Isolationist Prints

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Cellphone Islands

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

"We'll less than two metres again, don't know where, don't know when..."

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

The US Abandons the World

Remote work

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

Join the protest march, I'm lonely.

"I'm sure they said fourteen days quarantine."

'I'm sorry, Frank, but I think I need some space.'

"Uh-oh, Justin Legoed himself into his room again."

Shelf-Isolation

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

Self-Isolatteion

Go away

Counsellor for man on desert island

"Why take chances? I say, I'm self-isolating, and will be drinking from home for a couple of weeks."

Things to do today: Practice for long distance swim.

'I told you that nobody would show up.'

'No matter where you go, people somehow find you.'

"Boring being all cooped up isn't it. Let's see how you bloody like it!"

Prison Escape

"... starts Friday at a theatre near you."

"There's apparently another one of those rescue ships coming to take us back to civilisation. . . quick, let's hide!"

"Could you keep it down please!"

'Starbucks! Starbucks!...'

Desert Isle CCTV

"Have you been tested?"

"There's no privacy anymore."