Isolationist Prints

"Yes, I'm alone."

Time for chastity. XXX, Viagra, low-rate mortgages, free money. It's not even connected to the internet! Viruses contracted. Imploding.

Guy on deserted island gets Covid test

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

Cellphone Islands

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

"I'm fine going all zoom."

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

The US Abandons the World

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

Remote work

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

"Beware of dog"

"I'm sure they said fourteen days quarantine."

Desert-Island Joke 2020: "Believe us, you're better off there."

Confined by Coronavirus

"There's only me, but if you can wait till Thursday week, there's a bloke in the mail truck!"

'I'm sorry, Frank, but I think I need some space.'

"Uh-oh, Justin Legoed himself into his room again."

Mind Island

Go away

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

Musings of a Marooned Mountain Man

Self-Isolatteion

Your library book is overdue.

"Why take chances? I say, I'm self-isolating, and will be drinking from home for a couple of weeks."

Things to do today: Practice for long distance swim.