Isolation Joker Pillows

"I think I've caught that cold that's going around."

Working from home...

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

"I'm fine going all zoom."

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

Join the protest march, I'm lonely.

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

Desert-Island Joke 2020: "Believe us, you're better off there."

"Beware of dog"

Sweet Jailbreak

"There's only me, but if you can wait till Thursday week, there's a bloke in the mail truck!"

Mind Island

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

Shelf-Isolation

Musings of a Marooned Mountain Man

Self-Isolatteion

Your library book is overdue.

Counsellor for man on desert island

Cosmic Weekly - New Galaxy Discovered! Alf Centauri.

"This is NOT social distancing dude!"

"The kids of today catch on so quickly, Ted! Remember how long it took US to master the finer points of crony capitalism?"

"sometimes it gets lonely being self employed and working alone."

Bring Out Your Dead. . . Stay In Your Bed.

"You're such good company, impulsively purchased jumpsuit from last spring!"

"Boring being all cooped up isn't it. Let's see how you bloody like it!"

Desert Isle CCTV

"Have you been tested?"

'Nobody understands my job title.'

"What makes you think you have cabin fever?"

"Not more 'me time'?"

Christina's lockdown

Goalkeeper on a desert island.