Isolation Humorist Pillows

Counsellor for man on desert island

"Every Thursday 8 pm, he's out there clapping himself silly. It's the only bit of self-isolating peace I get."

Man trapped on an island surrounded by cars

Jealous?!

"More absentee ballots."

When everyone needs to self-isolate.

Shelf-Isolation

"I can't remember the last time I had a face-to-face conversation with a real live human being. . ."

DHSC: Stay In/Don't Go Out

"During the lockdown he discovered his inner child, unfortunately his inner child is called Dwayne."

Stranded - stones spell out SOB.

Always when you're busy!

Breast thought bubbles.

"So that must be the guy from Tech Support."

"Lockdown Day 127 - Encountered strange lifeform beneath the chair."

"I had thoughts of doing a thing today."

'Last Chance for a Nice Chat'

"We'll less than two metres again, don't know where, don't know when..."

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

Join the protest march, I'm lonely.

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

'I'm sorry, Frank, but I think I need some space.'

"Uh-oh, Justin Legoed himself into his room again."

'Oh no, they're back!'

Self-Isolatteion

"Boring being all cooped up isn't it. Let's see how you bloody like it!"

"You're such good company, impulsively purchased jumpsuit from last spring!"

Prison Escape

'Kick it to me! Kick it to me!'

Desert Island Messages

'Dear diary, went to the beach again today.'

Corona isolation

A plant makes chaulk tallies on an office wall

"Gnome man is an island!"