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The US Abandons the World

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

"I'm fine going all zoom."

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

Desert-Island Joke 2020: "Believe us, you're better off there."

"Beware of dog"

"There's only me, but if you can wait till Thursday week, there's a bloke in the mail truck!"

"Uh-oh, Justin Legoed himself into his room again."

Mind Island

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

Musings of a Marooned Mountain Man

You are now entering the middle of nowhere

Your library book is overdue.

"Why take chances? I say, I'm self-isolating, and will be drinking from home for a couple of weeks."

"sometimes it gets lonely being self employed and working alone."

People at work on social networks fail to communicate socially with each other.

Prison Escape

Bring Out Your Dead. . . Stay In Your Bed.

"Boring being all cooped up isn't it. Let's see how you bloody like it!"

'Starbucks! Starbucks!...'

Desert Isle CCTV

"Have you been tested?"

"What makes you think you have cabin fever?"

"No news is good news."

Goalkeeper on a desert island.

"Not more 'me time'?"

"So help me, Henderson, if you sing 'Row Row Row Your Boat' one more time..."

Working from home...

Desert island palm leaning against Easter island head

"I recommend self-isolation."

"Clear off! Can't you see I'm self-isolating?"

Christina's lockdown