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The US Abandons the World

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

"I'm fine going all zoom."

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

"Beware of dog"

Desert-Island Joke 2020: "Believe us, you're better off there."

"There's only me, but if you can wait till Thursday week, there's a bloke in the mail truck!"

"Uh-oh, Justin Legoed himself into his room again."

Mind Island

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

Musings of a Marooned Mountain Man

You are now entering the middle of nowhere

Your library book is overdue.

"Why take chances? I say, I'm self-isolating, and will be drinking from home for a couple of weeks."

Prison Escape

"sometimes it gets lonely being self employed and working alone."

"Boring being all cooped up isn't it. Let's see how you bloody like it!"

People at work on social networks fail to communicate socially with each other.

Bring Out Your Dead. . . Stay In Your Bed.

'Starbucks! Starbucks!...'

"Have you been tested?"

Desert Isle CCTV

"What makes you think you have cabin fever?"

Goalkeeper on a desert island.

Isolating Castaways

"So help me, Henderson, if you sing 'Row Row Row Your Boat' one more time..."

"I think I've caught that cold that's going around."

Coronavirus

No man is an island. Except for Karl D.

Desert island palm leaning against Easter island head

Christina's lockdown

"No news is good news."