Isolationists T-Shirts

"I wonder if we might benefit from socializing more with those who don't harbor anti-government views."

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

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"I recommend self-isolation."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

Cellphone Islands

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

The US Abandons the World

"I'm fine going all zoom."

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

Confined by Coronavirus

Desert-Island Joke 2020: "Believe us, you're better off there."

"I'm sure they said fourteen days quarantine."

"There's only me, but if you can wait till Thursday week, there's a bloke in the mail truck!"

"Beware of dog"

'I'm sorry, Frank, but I think I need some space.'

"Uh-oh, Justin Legoed himself into his room again."

Mind Island

"Cartonsit as a general rule, already work alone, usually at home."

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

Musings of a Marooned Mountain Man

Self-Isolatteion

Go away

Your library book is overdue.

"Why take chances? I say, I'm self-isolating, and will be drinking from home for a couple of weeks."

Things to do today: Practice for long distance swim.