Isolationists Mugs

"I wonder if we might benefit from socializing more with those who don't harbor anti-government views."

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

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"I recommend self-isolation."

Cellphone Islands

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

The US Abandons the World

"I'm fine going all zoom."

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

"I'm sure they said fourteen days quarantine."

Confined by Coronavirus

"There's only me, but if you can wait till Thursday week, there's a bloke in the mail truck!"

Desert-Island Joke 2020: "Believe us, you're better off there."

"Beware of dog"

'I'm sorry, Frank, but I think I need some space.'

"Uh-oh, Justin Legoed himself into his room again."

Mind Island

Go away

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

Musings of a Marooned Mountain Man

"Cartonsit as a general rule, already work alone, usually at home."

Self-Isolatteion

Your library book is overdue.

"Why take chances? I say, I'm self-isolating, and will be drinking from home for a couple of weeks."

Life in Lockdown: Working from Home (The Video Zoom Call)

Things to do today: Practice for long distance swim.