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"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

Public footpath on a desert island.

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

The US Abandons the World

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

"I'm fine going all zoom."

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

"There's only me, but if you can wait till Thursday week, there's a bloke in the mail truck!"

Desert-Island Joke 2020: "Believe us, you're better off there."

"Beware of dog"

"Uh-oh, Justin Legoed himself into his room again."

Mind Island

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

Musings of a Marooned Mountain Man

Your library book is overdue.

"Why take chances? I say, I'm self-isolating, and will be drinking from home for a couple of weeks."

Coast to coast.

Prison Escape

"Boring being all cooped up isn't it. Let's see how you bloody like it!"

'I told you that nobody would show up.'

Bring Out Your Dead. . . Stay In Your Bed.

'Starbucks! Starbucks!...'

Desert Isle CCTV

"Have you been tested?"

'Nobody understands my job title.'

"What makes you think you have cabin fever?"

Coronavirus

"I think I've caught that cold that's going around."

"So help me, Henderson, if you sing 'Row Row Row Your Boat' one more time..."

Desert island palm leaning against Easter island head

Goalkeeper on a desert island.

Isolating Castaways