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"Why take chances? I say, I'm self-isolating, and will be drinking from home for a couple of weeks."

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

"OK team, we need innovative solutions and we need 'em fast!"

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

Socially distanced sledding

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

Self-employed.

The US Abandons the World

"I'm fine going all zoom."

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

Snakecharming.

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

"There's only me, but if you can wait till Thursday week, there's a bloke in the mail truck!"

Desert-Island Joke 2020: "Believe us, you're better off there."

Most of his innovative product ideas first saw life in his home studio.

"Beware of dog"

"Uh-oh, Justin Legoed himself into his room again."

Air Pollution Agency - 'Tell them I have the solution to most of their problems.'

Mind Island

2020 Panic Room

Musings of a Marooned Mountain Man

TV Program Development Dept. Another "Star Trek" series? What happened to going where no one has gone before?

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

Your library book is overdue.

'A giant killer macrophage! Doctor, this is madness!'

'I only do biometric readings now.'

Nikola Tesla during the time of the Siberian Tunguska Event.

It's often meant as a compliment, but in this case saying he's "in a class by himself" is not a good thing.

Bring Out Your Dead. . . Stay In Your Bed.

'Starbucks! Starbucks!...'

"She won't even notice when it's safe to go out again."

"Have you been tested?"