Self-isolating Innovator T-Shirts

"...and this is your way of self-isolating?"

"Young Frankenstein"

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

Computerized Dollhouse.

Socially distanced sledding

"Young man! You turn the gravity back on this instant!!"

'Hey! I didn't get where I am by being intimidated by the food chain thing!'

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

Self-employed.

Man and dog on their hover boards.

The Aerial Steam Carriage

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

"Isn't technology great? A drone dog walker."

'What goes with leftovers?' 'I have a bottle of dregs here someplace.'

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

"The applications are limitless."

'Mom forgot to do the laundry last night, so I made clothes out of Legos.'

2020 Panic Room

"Thank God I'm nowhere near bodily fluids!"

"Why take chances? I say, I'm self-isolating, and will be drinking from home for a couple of weeks."

Arbitrageur in Exile

Gracie can't sleep by counting sheep so she sleeps by counting A+ grades.

The first thing I'm doing is deleting all my old Insta photos.

I think I have too many apps.

"I'm mostly thankful for leftover halloween costumes."

Women on desert island build themselves a fence to talk over.

Man stranded on island selling coconuts. Advertises same location 14 years.

"So what did you do during the lockdown?"

Stay at Home, Save Lives, Coronavirus.

Lockdown goals

'Look how beautifully you laid out the food on the plate.'

'I keep it this way on purpose, for speedy reference.'

"Regale me with more tales of the outside world."