Introverted Innovator T-Shirts

Another way to keep an empty seat beside you on the train.

"The floor is any human contact."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

She required plenty of personal space.

It's not considered drinking alone if the cat is at home.

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'Mind if I join you?'

'You can social network me behind my ears if you like.'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

Big Talk/Small Talk.

Introverted Chair

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"The joy of the house to myself"

"I've replaced all the workers with machines, but now I crave human interaction!"

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

"This isn't working out - I'm an earthworm and you're a....are you even listening to me?"

"I don't mind working from home. I never liked those people at the office anyway."

"Hello, I'm the bluebird of quiet resignation."

Ouija Bored

"The thing about society is that it gives me such anxiety..."

She was always an introvert.