Introverted Thinker T-Shirts

Modern technology makes people isolated.

You're on "Ask Sadie." What's your problem?! I'm

A Lonely Man

'Am I boring you?'

A night out on the tiles wasn't really Karl's thing.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

She required plenty of personal space.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

'Actually, I don't get out much. I spend most of my time alone, writing lyrical novels celebrating nature and the interconnectedness of all living things!'

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

Emily Dickinson at a Cocktail Party: "I;m Nobody! Who are you? Are you - Nobody - too?"

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'Mind if I join you?'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

Drinking Companions

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

"The joy of the house to myself"

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

"Of course it's not easy to read the body language of someone who's basically inert."

Introverted Chair

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"I've replaced all the workers with machines, but now I crave human interaction!"

"How much longer with this social distancing thing?"