Introverted Thinker T-Shirts

Modern technology makes people isolated.

A Lonely Man

'Am I boring you?'

A night out on the tiles wasn't really Karl's thing.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'Actually, I don't get out much. I spend most of my time alone, writing lyrical novels celebrating nature and the interconnectedness of all living things!'

She required plenty of personal space.

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

Emily Dickinson at a Cocktail Party: "I;m Nobody! Who are you? Are you - Nobody - too?"

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

Drinking Companions

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"The joy of the house to myself"

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"I've replaced all the workers with machines, but now I crave human interaction!"

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

"Of course it's not easy to read the body language of someone who's basically inert."

Introverted Chair

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"