Introverted Individual T-Shirts

Habits that would annoy another person, become simple pleasures when you live alone.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Nerd tryouts.

That party went well.

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

She required plenty of personal space.

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

Emily Dickinson at a Cocktail Party: "I;m Nobody! Who are you? Are you - Nobody - too?"

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'Mind if I join you?'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"I've replaced all the workers with machines, but now I crave human interaction!"

"I'm fine on the phone. I only have trouble talking to people in person."

"The joy of the house to myself"

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

Introverted Chair

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"How much longer with this social distancing thing?"

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

"Hey guys, here's one I wrote about the loneliness of Lockdown."

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"