Introverted Individual Mugs

Habits that would annoy another person, become simple pleasures when you live alone.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

That party went well.

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Nerd tryouts.

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

She required plenty of personal space.

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

Emily Dickinson at a Cocktail Party: "I;m Nobody! Who are you? Are you - Nobody - too?"

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

"I'm fine on the phone. I only have trouble talking to people in person."

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"The joy of the house to myself"

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

"I've replaced all the workers with machines, but now I crave human interaction!"

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

Introverted Chair

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"