Introverted Introverts Mugs

"Yeah, I see the outgoing calls, but what about the introverted ones?"

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

She required plenty of personal space.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

"I've replaced all the workers with machines, but now I crave human interaction!"

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

Introverted Chair

"I'm fine on the phone. I only have trouble talking to people in person."

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"The joy of the house to myself"

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

"Hello, I'm the bluebird of quiet resignation."

"There she is! Don’t be nervous. Just be yourself, walk over there and sniff her."

"I don't mind working from home. I never liked those people at the office anyway."

"I know nobody here works with each other, but it seems like morale is down."