Introverted Introverts Gifts

"Yeah, I see the outgoing calls, but what about the introverted ones?"

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

She required plenty of personal space.

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'Mind if I join you?'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"I've replaced all the workers with machines, but now I crave human interaction!"

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

"I'm fine on the phone. I only have trouble talking to people in person."

"The joy of the house to myself"

Introverted Chair

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"This isn't working out - I'm an earthworm and you're a....are you even listening to me?"

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

She was always an introvert.

'I've decided to replace all human interaction with personal electronics.'

"Hello, I'm the bluebird of quiet resignation."