Introverted Extroverts Gifts

"It's quite nice to work from home but somehow I miss the social contacts..."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Too crowded. Let's go."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

She required plenty of personal space.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'Mind if I join you?'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

Big Talk/Small Talk.

A 'DIVERSION' sign points to a crazy guy.

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"The joy of the house to myself"

"I'm fine on the phone. I only have trouble talking to people in person."

Introverted Chair

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"This isn't working out - I'm an earthworm and you're a....are you even listening to me?"

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

"I don't mind working from home. I never liked those people at the office anyway."

She was always an introvert.

'I've decided to replace all human interaction with personal electronics.'

"Hello, I'm the bluebird of quiet resignation."