Extroverted Introvert Gifts

'What do you mean you want to get involved in social media? You really don't grasp the idea of being a 'hermit' crab, do you?'

"I had to close all my social media accounts. They were making me anti-social."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Nerd tryouts.

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

She required plenty of personal space.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'Mind if I join you?'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

"The joy of the house to myself"

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

Introverted Chair

"I'm fine on the phone. I only have trouble talking to people in person."

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

"I've done nothing Instagrammable for months."

"This isn't working out - I'm an earthworm and you're a....are you even listening to me?"

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

She was always an introvert.

'I've decided to replace all human interaction with personal electronics.'

"I don't mind working from home. I never liked those people at the office anyway."