Introverts Gifts

"How was your lonely little dinner, sir?"

"This isn't working out - I'm an earthworm and you're a....are you even listening to me?"

"Really, what's the point of being married if we still have to get dressed and go out?"

Medical Exam

"What's with that guy? I never see him attend any functions." "Oh, he's an antisocial vegan. He avoids meet."

"The thing about society is that it gives me such anxiety..."

I don't like sitting over here all by myself. It's lonely at the top.

Yeah, I do the same thing – sniff their posts but never contribute. Dog lurkers.

"No, I'd like to have plans. I just always want the option for them to be cancelled at the last minute due to circumstances outside both parties' control."

"The Johnsons tend to keep themselves to themselves..."

'Hi - how are you?'

Silent Order of Trappists

'...I know we're lemmings, but could you just let me go to the bathroom once by myself?'

'I may be a butterfly, but I'm not a social butterfly! So cut out the insipid small talk and get lost!'

"I used to want 15 minutes of fame. Now I'd settle for 5 minutes of privacy."

Self-isolating, house with cat looking out.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

She required plenty of personal space.

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'Mind if I join you?'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

Meet The Author's Wife. The author is too surly to talk.

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

Introverted Chair

"The joy of the house to myself"