Introverts Mugs

"How was your lonely little dinner, sir?"

"Really, what's the point of being married if we still have to get dressed and go out?"

Medical Exam

"What's with that guy? I never see him attend any functions." "Oh, he's an antisocial vegan. He avoids meet."

"The thing about society is that it gives me such anxiety..."

"No, I'd like to have plans. I just always want the option for them to be cancelled at the last minute due to circumstances outside both parties' control."

'Hi - how are you?'

Silent Order of Trappists

'...I know we're lemmings, but could you just let me go to the bathroom once by myself?'

'I may be a butterfly, but I'm not a social butterfly! So cut out the insipid small talk and get lost!'

"I used to want 15 minutes of fame. Now I'd settle for 5 minutes of privacy."

Self-isolating, house with cat looking out.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

She required plenty of personal space.

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

"The joy of the house to myself"

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

Introverted Chair

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

The reserved and the go-ers.'