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Bob worked hard to avoid the spotlight.

"Quality time...quality time..."

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

She required plenty of personal space.

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

'Actually, I don't get out much. I spend most of my time alone, writing lyrical novels celebrating nature and the interconnectedness of all living things!'

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

Emily Dickinson at a Cocktail Party: "I;m Nobody! Who are you? Are you - Nobody - too?"

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

'Mind if I join you?'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"I've replaced all the workers with machines, but now I crave human interaction!"

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

"Of course it's not easy to read the body language of someone who's basically inert."

"The joy of the house to myself"

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

The social isolation of the entomologist: 'Most people just want to talk about killing 'em.'

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

Introverted Chair

"How much longer with this social distancing thing?"

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"This isn't working out - I'm an earthworm and you're a....are you even listening to me?"