Introverted Souls T-Shirts

"Nah, his staying in all day has nothing to do with that virus. My Dad's a writer, He's been in self-quarantine since 2003."

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Oh, the pain I can take—it's the awkward silence between conversations that's torture."

Bob wasn't responding to treatment - or anything else.

Feeling Anxious

""Edward, when the world is through with social distancing, I won't be."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

She required plenty of personal space.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

Emily Dickinson at a Cocktail Party: "I;m Nobody! Who are you? Are you - Nobody - too?"

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'Mind if I join you?'

Meet The Author's Wife. The author is too surly to talk.

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"The joy of the house to myself"

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

Introverted Chair

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"I've replaced all the workers with machines, but now I crave human interaction!"

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

"How much longer with this social distancing thing?"

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."