Self-reinvention Advocate T-Shirts

The first thing I'm doing is deleting all my old Insta photos.

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"OK team, we need innovative solutions and we need 'em fast!"

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

Book Worm

"I don't know if they do or not. . . I've never opened it."

'Reinvent yourself, and get back to us.'

'You should have seen me sooner, Mr. Fenswick.'

"Not in my name!"

Biotechnology in agriculture

'Guess what! I got my act together! And this is it!'

Moses comes down the mountain with the first silicon chip.

"To heck with a husband... just help me find a dependable electrician."

"Never mind how other see you, how do you see yourself?"

"Look, babe. At this point, you've reinvented yourself so many times you're back to who you were at the start."

"The biggest downside of funding IT startups... is being called 'dude'!"

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

"We always encourage freethinking, as long as it stays within established boundaries."

Most of his innovative product ideas first saw life in his home studio.

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

'I think I see your problem. You didn't use the swear words listed in the assembly instructions.'

Air Pollution Agency - 'Tell them I have the solution to most of their problems.'

"Phil, you've done a terrific job of reinventing yourself...but we see here you're still just patent pending."

'Reinventing myself.'

Anthony Rottweiler: Motivational Dog Speaker

In case of fire call yourself.

"Crowd-funding's fantastic but the crowd-thanking is a real drag."

TV Program Development Dept. Another "Star Trek" series? What happened to going where no one has gone before?

Akron, oh, you're on Ask Sadie. What's your problem?! I'm thinking of not signing up for health insurance this year. Good idea. In my day, there was no such thing as health insurance. If you got sick, you paid for it with either money or chickens. That's if you were a lily-livered coward who just had to see a doctor. When great-great-grandmother Cohen had her sixth heart attack, she just applied a poultice made of chestnut leaves and flour and kept on plowing.