Self-reinvention Advocate T-Shirts

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

Book Worm

"I don't know if they do or not. . . I've never opened it."

'Reinvent yourself, and get back to us.'

'You should have seen me sooner, Mr. Fenswick.'

"Not in my name!"

Biotechnology in agriculture

Moses comes down the mountain with the first silicon chip.

"To heck with a husband... just help me find a dependable electrician."

'Guess what! I got my act together! And this is it!'

"Never mind how other see you, how do you see yourself?"

"Look, babe. At this point, you've reinvented yourself so many times you're back to who you were at the start."

"The biggest downside of funding IT startups... is being called 'dude'!"

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

"We always encourage freethinking, as long as it stays within established boundaries."

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

Most of his innovative product ideas first saw life in his home studio.

'I think I see your problem. You didn't use the swear words listed in the assembly instructions.'

Air Pollution Agency - 'Tell them I have the solution to most of their problems.'

In case of fire call yourself.

'Reinventing myself.'

"Phil, you've done a terrific job of reinventing yourself...but we see here you're still just patent pending."

"Crowd-funding's fantastic but the crowd-thanking is a real drag."

Santa Self Esteem.