Reinvention Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Look, babe. At this point, you've reinvented yourself so many times you're back to who you were at the start."

'Reinvent yourself, and get back to us.'

F&E Life Coaches. Is that Thomas Edison? Yeah, he's here to reinvent himself.

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'Let's not go by the book.'

"What's a patent?"

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

'I told you it would be useful.'

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

Outer Space Outsourcing

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Ascent of Machine.

Empty box of ideas

'Can our software do that?'

Eureka!

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

Walking Luggage.

Satya Nutella

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

Bright idea

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

Creative department

A business that thinks alike...sinks alike.

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Early cyborg.

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."