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'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

Innovation department.

Man rolling ball up a hill

'Yeah, Org invented the wheel, but I invented the patent.'

Caveman regrets inventing fire when the patent lawyer shows.

Another new, really cool-looking gadget in a desperate search for a problem to solve.

Caveman showing off wheel to unimpressed caveman with fire.

'Change, change, change - all we ever seem to get is change!'

'Eureka! I found a way to convert spam into electricity!'

Ascent of Machine.

Stone-age Patents

Researcher to partner: 'We spent 10 million dollars for a pill that melts in your mouth, not in your hand.'

The Guy Who Invented the Wheel

"Wow, Leonardo! Science, art, inventions. . . Can't you focus?!?"

'Well, we just became unspectacular.'

Daring to be different.

New panty pads with wings

-"What has this got to do with communication?" -"It's my invention...the hand smiley."

Caveman with first-mover advantage for selling wheels.

'It's a Wheel.' - 'It's a wheel clamp.'

'Keeping up with technology is a full-time job.'

'Look - I've got the technology. You've got the power...can we do a deal?'

'Thank you once again Joe, without your skills, this waveguide system would not have been ready in time...'

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

Hot Pepper Research: 'EUREKA!'

'We lit the fire and we're cooking the meat.' 'Hey - easy with the technobabble.'

"Why didn't we think of that?"

'Agghh...I've done something practical, taken up by industry...and I've been thrown out of the Mad Scientist Club!'

"I borrowed money to invent it. So, technically, debt was my first invention."

'He used to be quite popular around here, until we found out that it was actually his wife who invented the wheel.'

'Hey! -- I invented that, too!', 'It's that nut Al-Gor again.'

"We worked out how to make the watch smaller, now we just have to make it LIGHTER!"

"Do you need a projector for your presentation?" "Sorted, thanks."

"We don't can't branded anymore. They're using bar codes."

Wheel punctured