Isolated Innovator T-Shirts

Working from home.

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

"OK team, we need innovative solutions and we need 'em fast!"

Cloud Computing.

'I hope you don't mind me bringing a few medical students in to see you. '

Socially distanced sledding

The power of the brain

My First Bitcoin.

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

Self-employed.

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

Man and dog on their hover boards.

Two words, boss: Virtual reality. We glue virtual reality goggles to our coffee mugs. Come again? When patrons sip their Himalayan mochas, they'll think they're dangling from a cliff in the Himalayan mountains. People will come from Miles around! People will throw up for miles around. We'll give patrons mops that double as virtual reality hockey sticks. This conversation is virtually over.

Mark Zuckerberg

'I've created hundreds of jobs. Of course, they're all going to be automated.'

Snakecharming.

"Isn't technology great? A drone dog walker."

Things move fast round here! Including the new processor!

"Do you need a projector for your presentation?" "Sorted, thanks."

"For my dad's birthday, I'm giving him free advice on which tech stocks to buy."

Along with being the first passengers on the space elevator, Fenwick and Charles set a new world record for longest awkward elevator silence.

'What goes with leftovers?' 'I have a bottle of dregs here someplace.'

"Bad news- some kid just created an app that creates apps."

'Being the first to experiment with the latest technology has its drawbacks.'

"I said you should develop an app that earns money, not prints money!"

"I'm starting a Kickstarter campaign to fund a rival to Kickstarter."

"Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! Haha! It's Jeff Bezos!"

Steve Jobs

"We worked out how to make the watch smaller, now we just need to figure out how to make it lighter!"