Isolated Innovator Gifts

Working from home.

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

Cloud Computing.

'I hope you don't mind me bringing a few medical students in to see you. '

Socially distanced sledding

The power of the brain

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

My First Bitcoin.

Self-employed.

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

'I've created hundreds of jobs. Of course, they're all going to be automated.'

Snakecharming.

Things move fast round here! Including the new processor!

"Isn't technology great? A drone dog walker."

'What goes with leftovers?' 'I have a bottle of dregs here someplace.'

Along with being the first passengers on the space elevator, Fenwick and Charles set a new world record for longest awkward elevator silence.

"For my dad's birthday, I'm giving him free advice on which tech stocks to buy."

"Do you need a projector for your presentation?" "Sorted, thanks."

"Bad news- some kid just created an app that creates apps."

'Being the first to experiment with the latest technology has its drawbacks.'

"I said you should develop an app that earns money, not prints money!"

"We worked out how to make the watch smaller, now we just need to figure out how to make it lighter!"

'Not only will it do the work of ten people, it will scare 40 more work out of the rest of the employees.'

'Why don't you check with the local databank?'