Isolated Thinker Gifts

Arbitrageur in Exile

The new normal

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'Actually, I don't get out much. I spend most of my time alone, writing lyrical novels celebrating nature and the interconnectedness of all living things!'

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

'We loved this book. Twenty nine experts tell you how to think independently.'

Rogue elephant

'The hardest thing is convincing the wife that when I'm staring out of the window I'm actually composing a tweet.'

"I'd like to thank my family, but, to be honest, I'm pretty sure I could've done it without them."

"Don Wood? I don't know any Don Wood!"

"I beg to differ."

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

How very Independent!

"I've made a fortune as a successful artist! I couldn't see this happening if I became a soldier or a worker..."

'We must protect my sovereignty.'

'Thoreau had his Walden Pond, C.J. has his water cooler.'

The Black Hole the National Observatory just discovered, where temporarily misplaced tools and parts go.

"I work well independently. I usually correct all the problems I create."

"I took the road less travelled..."

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

"Just junk mail."

"If you must know, like most cats I'm a registered Independent!"

Sign reads: Don't think! Just work. I'll do the thinking!

IPCC-Science

"Son, we didn't spend a fortune on your education so you can 'just be yourself.'"

If a tweet is sent out and no one signs up to read it, does it exist? Happens millions of times a day.

"Forget about obedience school, you need to use your brain dude: sometimes, you have to question authority..."

Voice of GPS: 'Recalculating...'

"Yes, I'm sitting here with my head in a cloud...that's where you stored the project!"

'He's a man of few words. Words to the editor not included.'

"Wow! Why do you have no tattoos?"

In The Spring, A Young Man's Thoughts Turn Fancy

"Well, I liked it until I read the reviews."