Independent Thinker Gifts

Lone Wolf

"No, thanks - I'm a libertarian."

"Thanks for the invite, but I prefer to collaborate by myself."

Sign reads: Don't think! Just work. I'll do the thinking!

DIY helpdesk.

"We said 'no' but then he started a crowd-funding campaign and bought it himself."

"Excuse me, but where exactly are we being led?"

'Think for yourself!', 'MAKE me!'

'Never be a yes man...when the boss says 'no' you say 'no' too.'

What sort of job are you after?

'I would join your multi-cellular organism, but I value my independence.'

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"I like you, Mr. Estes. You're an independent thinker. Give us a week and we'll knock that out of you."

"I work well independently. I usually correct all the problems I create."

Guru - Truth or 'Do your own Research.'

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

"Son, we didn't spend a fortune on your education so you can 'just be yourself.'"

"If you must know, like most cats I'm a registered Independent!"

How very Independent!

'We must protect my sovereignty.'

'We loved this book. Twenty nine experts tell you how to think independently.'

'At last! No taxes! No big government!..'

"I would like to be supported, not by a man, but maybe by working animals -- say a troupe of tigers working in the circus, or two racehorses, or a dog who's landed a sitcom."

"Just keep pushing your 'Don't be part of the herd' message."

"Well, I liked it until I read the reviews."

"Wrong?? It was obvious that old white men like you don't like independently thinking women."

Politically Homeless

"You've got to hand it to Bernie, he certainly lives life on his own terms, Never wanting to follow the herd, no commitments, no stupid egrets."

"I've made a fortune as a successful artist! I couldn't see this happening if I became a soldier or a worker..."

"Forget about obedience school, you need to use your brain dude: sometimes, you have to question authority..."

IPCC-Science

A Chivalrous Independent Woman.

"Do you have any problems with sexual harassment at work?"

"You're saying we should question authority?! Why?!"

Everything I do all of the time is absolutely perfect and I will be taking no notes.